Post by redwurd on Aug 28, 2009 10:51:09 GMT -5
The moronic childish name calling trash talk littering the boards HAVE to STOP!!!
Shakespeare is indeed rolling about in his grave at the slaughtering of the english language in failed attempts at insults.
This is just a helpful guide to hopefully inspire the trash talkers to actually be able to cleverly convey their disdain for whatever sticks in their collective craw! Idiotic and demeaning words such as 'fag' and racist words and sentiments only show the narrow minded stupidity of the person doing the trash talk, for "thou foul defacer of God's handiwork!".
Let's start with the bard himself:
Thou art like a toad, ugly and venemous
Thou paunchy knotty-pated wagtail!
You are as a candle the better burnt out!
Thou art a foul undigested lump
Methingk'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!
Thou art unfit for any place but hell!
Thou mangled motley-minded flax-wench!
Drop into the rotten mouth of Death!
My personal favourite - "Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality!"
Has "Confusion now hath made his masterpiece" in your mind?
Modern day insults & put downs do not have to be crass, just clever:
I'm Mean because You're Stupid!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses!
Listen are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!
Since you changed your mind, what did you do with the dirty diaper!
My personal favourite - "Save your breath......you'll need it to blow up your date!
Hey anyone feel free to flex their intellectual insults and add your favourites all are welcome!
Shakespeare is indeed rolling about in his grave at the slaughtering of the english language in failed attempts at insults.
This is just a helpful guide to hopefully inspire the trash talkers to actually be able to cleverly convey their disdain for whatever sticks in their collective craw! Idiotic and demeaning words such as 'fag' and racist words and sentiments only show the narrow minded stupidity of the person doing the trash talk, for "thou foul defacer of God's handiwork!".
Let's start with the bard himself:
Thou art like a toad, ugly and venemous
Thou paunchy knotty-pated wagtail!
You are as a candle the better burnt out!
Thou art a foul undigested lump
Methingk'st thou art a general offense and every man should beat thee!
Thou art unfit for any place but hell!
Thou mangled motley-minded flax-wench!
Drop into the rotten mouth of Death!
My personal favourite - "Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality!"
Has "Confusion now hath made his masterpiece" in your mind?
Modern day insults & put downs do not have to be crass, just clever:
I'm Mean because You're Stupid!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses!
Listen are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!
Since you changed your mind, what did you do with the dirty diaper!
My personal favourite - "Save your breath......you'll need it to blow up your date!
Hey anyone feel free to flex their intellectual insults and add your favourites all are welcome!